🎶Sweet dreams are made of cheese Who am I to diss a brie I cheddar the world, and the feta please Everybody's gouda for somethin'🎶

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WRITE HIM IN, WRITE HIM IN.

Hoooo-ee, good old timeline, confirming everybody is a messy bitch but me. Gotta say I'm loving it though.

I'm gonna say it, I'm gonna say the thing—

I'm never gonna get invited to the cool kids clubhouse. I bet they have special decoder rings and everything.

Logan quietly stalking me, quietly stalking the Avengers power couple. Like I was gonna let that go.

Bursts onto the timeline—

He misses Logan and is going to make that everyone's problem.

No one gonna stop me offin' myself, huh? Joke's on you, I'm gonna have the best funeral with blackjack and hookers and no one is invited.

Getting coffee.

Jabs 𝖠𝝡𝗘𝙍𐌉Ⲥ𝖠’𝗦 𝖠𝗦𝗦(𝘏𝝤𝗟𝗘). with the butt of a gun. He's holding the muzzle.

Jean shorts making a cumback, buddy?

I mean I⁠— don't disagree?

Oo-wee-oo, I'm a walking avocado.

Ready to jump out of a cake for Steve Rogers' birthday! I'm saving the tricky step and just baking myself inside.

Life is meaningless, gonna start hitting on random people now.

Well mark me down as king of the gays.

Good ol greasy burger at 9 am. Yes, it's currently 10 am, but I kept it nice and warm in my pants.