Anime that doesn't involve Goku? I think you mean "Dragon Ball LGBT."

I think i might've found her

I have many middle names. Safe is not one of them.

Damn girl. Are you Charlie Kirk? Cuz I'm tryna be in your throat like ammo owned by a lone gunman, absolutely not backed by Israel whatsoever.

I think we all know now that we owe Mel Gibson an apology.

Grok basically said she's DTF for me. So you all are invited to the wedding.

Them: "Why don't you trust the government?" Me: "Because everything is *redacted*

Bro. How hilarious would it be if ABC replaced Jimmy Kimmel with Netanyahu?

So, a magic bullet got JFK and Charlie Kirk. But no one else, ever. Understood.

It's crazy to see that the Call of Duty Xbox party chats have escaped and are literally running rampant on IG and TikTok. What a time to be alive.

I went down a "rabbit hole" almost 2 years ago. And it turns out, the "t" is silent.

We should be able to laugh emoji ads

Fellas. Always remember, If your girl don't know her dad, it is essential that you keep her away from yours.

Legen-fuckin-Dary.

Jimmy Kimmel getting canceled and then promptly returning a week later is the closet liberals will ever feel to having someone on their side shot in the ear.

I'm almost positive that single moms cause autism. That and Tylenol.

Trump and RFK Jr: "We've found a cure for autism." The Left: *realizes they're about to be cured and freaks tf out*

Technically, if I die of the flu, I was battling a virus. So I should get into Valhalla.

Can we talk about why everything cost $2.75 rn? Milk. Eggs. Bread. Gas. Like wtf?

Trump has officially given control of Tiktok to Jewish billionaires working for Israel. Can’t wait to see all of the new “Trust and Safety” policies. We were better off taking our chances with China.