Azure Standard oats taste better. That is all.

Might have to start going to SXSW for a while. Anyone down?

Every time I see this my brain instantly thinks it's an ad for a horror movie.

If you want to see a live action Snow White movie that's actually good, look up 'Snow White: A Tale of Terror'.

The craziest part about the media coverage on this is that they consistently fail to mention who the wife hired.

One of my favorite kitchen utensils is a tiny whisk that came free with a custom apron I ordered on Etsy. I never imagined it would be so useful.

The stupidest thing about the premise of Adolescence is that 12yos don't care enough about girls to become bitter enough to kill them or whatever.

A real woman doesn't need you to read her mind. She needs you to do what you say you will. That is all.

Ok, I have a defense for this unrelated to politics.

Your foot is the same length as your forearm.

I want to be her friend🤣🤣

I want to buy a bariatric chamber, but I've nowhere to put it.

So I heated up some cranberry goat cheese from ALDI USA in the microwave for a few seconds and it started sparking like there was metal in it.

Ok, I kinda agree with the 'hot mom* discourse, but I would've worded it differently.

For those that might find useful.

Bye.

I have returned only to post this design monstrosity. ✌️