Happy Father’s Day!

kids: “can we go to disneyland?” me: “WE HAVE IT AT HOME.”

Bro is a legend

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28 Years Later without context

In Star Wars during the pod-racing scene, there were 10s of thousands of people in the stands. It turns out they didnt use CGI. Instead they used painted Q-Tips which no one even noticed

kira 👾

NYC has two men that like disguising themselves as carpets on sidewalks so that people will step on them (??). Inevitably, the two men are archrivals.

No y’all ain’t slick, girls are little fucking trophy hunters and they’ll come snipe the shirts with the most sentimental value to you and giggle like it’s cute. So much of my favorite band merch has been kidnapped never to be seen again and I’m actually pissed thinking about it

One follower who reposts this video will will win a Disneyland Magic Key exclusive Kuzco poison sipper! The drawing will be held August 31st!

The pencil sharpeners stuck to the wall

A LOT OF YALL NEED TO SEE THIS 👏

I was taught if there’s more than 2 cars behind you, move over or speed up.

Homeless people when you offer them food instead of cash

Pirates try to take over a cargo ship in ocean but they had their own heavily armed security on board 😳

If ohtanis really not gambling, then explain this. checkmate

As a married straight guy completely at ease with his sexuality and masculinity, I have never felt offended by the inclusion of LGBTQ folks in our society. In fact, I welcome them! I do wonder, however, what kind of repressed trauma one has to carry in their heart to have such

This is the aunt from Weapons

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