sounds like someone building a shed. i love it

:( sacked on my first day with GB News viewers found my trousers “upsetting” and “crass”

Disrespectful and annoying? Maybe. Illegal? Not yet, baby. Thanks to Zing Tsjeng and Yushy.gif for making me look good 🖊 📸 vice.com/en/article/pkg…

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chuffed to buggery that my show WOKEPOCALYPSE is returning to GB News. Expect robust debate, frank haircuts, forthright views, and no nonsense trousers

Liz Truss? More like Big Fuss. Big fuss over nothing x

doctor: are you sexually active? me: no, but I have nits

New suicide squad looks rubbish

Liverpool! snake and I are coming for you! Hit us up for any cool activities going down on the first weekend of March

As you have probably noticed by now, we are in Cary, North Carolina with Mitre Sports for a million dollar 7-a-side tournament. It’s as mad as it sounds.

Protesting outside an MP’s home crosses the line into intimidation. And that, is fine, actually.

Earlier this season I became mildly aware of a new phenomenon young women who use football to promote, well, their looks I guess. It was only when I read this piece that I realised how naive I had been. theface.com/society/how-fo…

“I’m in it for life”: How being gay shaped my relationship with Chelsea. In our editorial collab with GAY TIMES, Jake Denton reflects on the lasting impact of homophobic chants, football heteronormativity and his “love affair” with the sport. Read: bit.ly/3Mg6zMx

"Rainbow Laces is about getting everyone to understand what it means to be a part of our community." 🏳️‍🌈 For the 24/25 Rainbow Laces campaign, Chelsea Foundation collaborates with LGBTQ+ journalist @SnakeDenton to tell Chelsea Women fans' stories of identity, community and fandom.

“Football is where I’m finding a community.” 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ To mark #RainbowLaces, we're telling LGBTQ+ fan stories and talking about the importance of representation, inclusion and diversity in football. First up, we hear from Snake. A collaboration with A View, from a bridge 🌁

Heung Min son is crying at full time. (Absolute Chelsea) #CFC

Issue 23 has arrived with snake, who is pairing it with what appears to be a glass of lager.