@snackseatsmax
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calendar_today27-12-2012 21:49:19
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48 minutes ago
Mama is doing much better thanks for the love + prayersHer post-cancer meds are not as dialed in as we'd hoped so having to deal w/ some complications but we're trending up
5 hours ago
Going on a beach vacation is a delicate balancing act to keep your girl inside the yellow box
19 hours ago
Back in Texas, wtf y’all doing
1 day ago
Algo
“Why’d you sell that was dumb” - Innocent fiancée
2 days ago
Prayers for Mama Max pls n ty
3 days ago
Played PGA Riveria Maya today and got paired w/ a random Frenchman who spoke no English.Lets Go, Very Good, and French curse words were the only thing said 🏌🏻♂️
When I use a public restroom I piss as hard as I can to let everyone know I’m a #realpisser
Pontificating.
4 days ago
Bros… 3d >
5 days ago
Going to buy a fake ankle monitor for my next resort trip so no one tries to talk to me
Gainzy announcing he has joined Volkov’s Vixens and you’re not bidding?
If you're in AI, pivot to crypto
Woke up to the room service I ordered while drunk last night and hit a workoutMaxico is so back
If you’re into betting more pivot to betting forever
Gm to those who get it
The only solution has always been to make more money
Sitting at this “Back to the 80s” show and realizing we’re like 5-6 years removed from it being a 90s show and I AM OLD WHAT THE FUCK
6 days ago
Paul Atreides when his mom offers him the juice that makes you worse