This is simply epic. 😆

I can listen to music in public using headphones.

Hate calling stuff out on here, it's so not me, but with my emails now being ignored, I dunno what else to do. I invoiced Rolling Stone UK in early Dec for an interview I did with Ricky Gervais & Stephen Merchant. It's now nearly April and still no payment rollingstone.co.uk/tv/features/th…

Just had a very entertaining and hilarious night watching Rob Brydon Bord Gáis Energy Theatre with Gayle O'Brien and Aisling McQuaid we were sitting in the front row and delighted/insulted not to be singled out😂😂😂

Does anyone else feel like Phil's dad is holding a member of Lord Sugar's family hostage so that he gets through every week??? This is really strange. #TheApprentice

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Cancer 'almost a certainty' from long-term vaping - study via @RTENews rte.ie/news/ireland/2…

I’ve just been told that when my brother passed away on the M50 on Friday that several cars stopped and people sat around him until the ambulance came so he wasn’t alone, i really want to find them if people can please share 🤍

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Actorle #803 1/8 🟩 On the floor laughing, only picked them as a starting point! Play here: actorle.com

Just bought our tickets for Taskmaster #taskmasterlive for a random Wednesday in January😁 something fun to look forward to AND an excuse for a trip to London💃🏻🤩✈️

Check out Jiffys: fingerprint-erasers that conveniently stick anywhere by KUVRD on Kickstarter kickstarter.com/projects/kuvrd…

This is the best (orange) shade about the 🍊terrorist I’ve seen in a looong time. Tik Tokers are out for 🩸 🔥 😂

Hi Elon, can you tell Temu I don't want a fucking 151 piece tool kit please. Ta.

WIN! An Overnight Spa Break for 2 worth €270 at The Heritage Hotel, Co. Laois spas.ie/competitions/v… via Spas.ie

I solved the daily mini! nytimes.com/badges/games/m…

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now, it's not often I ask you to do stuff for me... please retweet if a. you believe in fairies b. you support second time female filmmakers and c. you support British cinema. Timestalker is released in cinemas in the UK & Ireland on 11th October 💜❤️🩷🌭☸️🐦🪓

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Great show at the Project Arts Centre with David O'Doherty today😂🤩 still laughing about the porridge bread! #Dublinfringe