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Doug0

@smugdoug0988

Eating zyns like potato chips since 2023. PROUD customer of spectrum mobile. 2x twitter poker champion, 1x runner up, 1x BIG FAT LOSER (don't ask). Frick!

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Why did we ever outlaw fist fighting. Going at it in an old fashion game of fist-a-cuffs would solve a lot of problems in the world.

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It was so much easier to get Burger King and hound it in my car like an animal back when the sun set at like 4pm. Now I make eye contact with strangers who look at me like some kind of gargoyle

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All this shit started with the last adobe update. None of this would be happening if we were just grateful for what we had.