smug lemur (@smug_lemur) 's Twitter Profile
smug lemur

@smug_lemur

feminist, word nerd

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calendar_today16-09-2013 05:22:15

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Marin Hubka (@marinhubka) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The "p" in "pterodactyl" nervously takes the witness stand, the other letters make the slit throat motion from back; the "p" remains silent

alexa (@thewoodenslurpy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

There’s a big difference btw knowledge and wisdom. Knowledge is something you can glean by Googling. Wisdom comes from Googling for years.

tara shoe (@tarashoe) 's Twitter Profile Photo

ME: i'd like to get rid of all this PERSONAL TRAINER: you're just making like one sweeping gesture around your entire body ME: and my head

J (@yungshepherdboy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

BREAKING NEWS: Bread is extremely toxic to humans. "Just throw it all in a lake somewhere," says one long-billed scientist

lil jon lovitz(?) (@liljonlovitz) 's Twitter Profile Photo

WIFE: please come out of there so we can talk ME: [from cardboard box] i'm sorry come out of where? WIFE: [sigh] please exit the spacecraft

smug lemur (@smug_lemur) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Customer Service: if you have a pen, I can go ahead and give you your confirmation number Me: *pretending to have a pen* ok ready