We’re built different. Have a good night, everyone. 👑

This guy acting like he could bend a knee while looking like the giant peach James built a home in

“this is my son, the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald”

Get your pagan religion out of my country, Agent Valhalla

Get your paganism out of my country. That would be the greatest dispersion of darkness we’ve seen in a long time

“Happy diwalee tew awll of my hindew friends and family. May the light drown owt the dahrkness”

Moons under Biden: 1 Moons under Trump: 2

He actually might be starting to get it

Dork

Happy Diwali everyone! Remember to leave a plate of poop out for Vishnu or you’ll get a lump of crap in your turban

I’m so sick of the arrogance of foreigners in my country man…

Just two dorks who have accomplished nothing doing their favorite thing: accomplishing nothing

While on a visit to McLellan’s camp Lincoln was asked by a group of men making an outhouse by the general’s tent if they should make it a one or two seater Lincoln replied “better make it a one seater. If you make two he’ll take so long deciding which to use he’ll **** himself”

Far too many black people go right thru school without developing a reading comprehension and then are given phones and access to social media

I’ll do two words: Pericles

Was the East Wing related to you or something?

The entire history of the world according to the Left is basically “everyone was brown, black, yellow and copper. Then one day white people showed up. No one knows where they came from. Probably hell”

The founders specifically gave us a system in which the land would vote, and they did so with people like you in mind

I like how in the photo you chose it shows a white woman. It’s a nice reminder that these original Americans would kidnap white women and make them their concubines, which just means rape them repeatedly for the duration of their captivity I think I’ll take Christmas!