The Amazing World Of Tomorrow

My fellow Americans, this is my uhh Evil Ass Lair

How are you not embarrassed after saying something like this?

I told Mr Cheney that the mechanical bull was too much but he just wouldn’t listen

Naomi Watts's agent needs to be publicly executed dude

THE INFLUENCERS ARE AFRAID THAT THE SPECTACLE WILL BE MADE FLESH.

That one kid who tries to join in on the inside joke they don’t know is actually about them

The craven propagandist is upset her political opponents have what she never will: respect and admiration

Top 5 Simpsons no order: Hans Moleman Lionel Hutz Homie Martin Prince Lisa S… No that’s too obvious… L. Simpson! (Bonus entry for Bette Middler, the funniest celebrity cameo)

I just remembered this gag from Highest 2 Lowest and I get why people thought it was annoying but it only works for me because it’s Spike Lee doing it and not any other guy from their stable of directors. It felt like Lee being cheeky more than it did them engaging in branding.

I think I hauve covid

This would be perfect casting

Not to be a “does this surprise anyone?” hipster but truly, literally, did anyone think this would actually happen? This is not a rhetorical question, was there anyone not on the Saudi payroll who actually thought this ridiculous line city would actually be built and lived in?

This fucking sucks 👍

i think we all need to wake up and realize that the reason y'all hate polyamory so much is bc you were conditioned by the cisheteropatriarchy to do so.