I’ll always remember my first beer.

They call it the Crosby killer? Same.

It’s just one of those days

Scooby doo the way I’m getting to the bottom of this case.

You aren’t SEC unless your grandpa gave you a rebel battle cap at five years old

Tax return hit last week

Eric is gonna have one weird festival.

I hate people like you

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Hoover here we come

I don’t chase money. I attract it.

Next up. The eggscelent challenge.

Happy birthday Donald J. Trump

This guy makes me want to stop being a republican so I don’t have to agree with him.

#UFCBJJ1 is gonna be another failure like power slap

IT guy was posted up like this today. Thought it was funny

Border patrol dropping this caption to a bunch of Mexicans getting deported while closing time plays is elite.

A Midget is not moving my couch out of my house.

Watching #UFC318 is like watching grown men fight middle schoolers.

At my dads pool tournament right now. Moments like this get me pumped for my future divorce.