Monica: [enters] GUYS Ian: what Monica: [looks at watch to see that it’s 4:21] Monica: Nevermind. Don’t blaze it.

Rachel: Remember when we were singing in the car using tampons as microphones?? Courtney: ??? Rachel: Or was that just me? Courtney: Yeah man I think that was just you Rachel: That was a great day

“Dude, wet children are my NIGHTMARE.” - Sarah Whittle 2019

Sarah: You had such a sexual upbringing I’m so jealous Courtney: Thank you

Courtney: *burps* MORNIN Y’ALL Sarah: wow, the rooster has crowed

Courtney: my body is like 30% carbs right now Damien: mine is mostly milk and thunder

Shayne: *chugs water* Shayne: *slams bottle on the table* Shayne: I’m a hydro homie

Damien: an I oop- an I oop- Courtney: AN I OOP- Damien: an I oop- Courtney: Damien I think me and you fused together is a vsco girl

Courtney: my picture is next to the word basic in the dictionary Damien: wow that’s a high honor

Courtney: your triceps have more personality than my eyebrows Shayne: I’m SO random!

Courtney: I can’t wait for Frozen 2 Brennan: 2 Fast 2 Frozen

“I award you one time” - Damien Haas 2019

Nancy: *sigh* I love the holidays Courtney: Shut up Nancy Nancy: MERCURY IS IN RETROGRADE AND COURTNEY IS ATTACKING ME

“You’re telling me a FACE made this mask??” - Damien Haas 2019

“I didn’t want to dab so I just pointed at the ground” - Shayne Topp 2020

“That tree looked at me sideways. So I bit off it’s dick” *takes another bite of plantain* - Damien Haas 2020

Kiana: Can I get some sparkling water? Server: It’s not a small bottle though. It’s like pretty big- Kiana: Challenge accepted.

“Well I didn’t go to prom and I burned my dad so don’t blame me.” - Damien Haas 2023

Alé: Ian is in his thriving era guys Ian: I’m literally not, I had diarrhea this morning

Courtney: Arasha don’t let me leave without my cakes Arasha: Ok- cakes. Lookit Spencer showin off his cakes right now.. except he’s flat as fuck..