Max the NEET (@smolbutfun) 's Twitter Profile
Max the NEET

@smolbutfun

26 ♂️ Sadistic, reeking, feral, incel gooner

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Filth/NTR themes | Straight | Sexting | Not an RP account

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calendar_today30-12-2018 19:26:04

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Sloppy, spit smearing, sweat flinging, unprotected baby making sex with an old submissive hag.🤤 I need some hairy pits to suck on while my cock invades her defensless cunt, each stroke making her quiver in anticipation to finally being forced into motherhood by an incel.💔

Sloppy, spit smearing, sweat flinging, unprotected baby making sex with an old submissive hag.🤤

I need some hairy pits to suck on while my cock invades her defensless cunt, each stroke making her quiver in anticipation to finally being forced into motherhood by an incel.💔
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Toxic relationship built on open mysogyny, loss of control, punishment, and hatesex. Skip the fake lovey dovey bullshit and get straight to the emotional torment and objectification.

Toxic relationship built on open mysogyny, loss of control, punishment, and hatesex.

Skip the fake lovey dovey bullshit and get straight to the emotional torment and objectification.
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I NEED TO BREED! I WANT TO FEEL MY SWEATY, SAGGING NUTS SLAP AGAINST YOUR GLISTENING ASSCHEEKS AS I PIN YOU TO THE CRUSTY, BROKEN BED AND SLAM-FUCK YOU, GRUNTING LIKE A DISGUSTING PIG IN HEAT! SQUIRT ON MY COCK AS I GIVE YOU A KID YOU'LL HAVE TO RAISE BY YOURSELF BITCH!

I NEED TO BREED!

I WANT TO FEEL MY SWEATY, SAGGING NUTS SLAP AGAINST YOUR GLISTENING ASSCHEEKS AS I PIN YOU TO THE CRUSTY, BROKEN BED AND SLAM-FUCK YOU, GRUNTING LIKE A DISGUSTING PIG IN HEAT!
SQUIRT ON MY COCK AS I GIVE YOU A KID YOU'LL HAVE TO RAISE BY YOURSELF BITCH!
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Your insecurities just make you easier to turn into the perfect girlfriend. You want to make me happy, right? You have to do SOMETHING to stand out from the much hotter and better girls out there trying to steal me away. Take orders without question and beg to inflate my ego.

Your insecurities just make you easier to turn into the perfect girlfriend. You want to make me happy, right? You have to do SOMETHING to stand out from the much hotter and better girls out there trying to steal me away.
Take orders without question and beg to inflate my ego.
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It really doesn't matter how modestly you dress. You could go out in public in your standard issue work uniform specifically designed to show as little skin as possible and yet. Men are still going to let their imagination run wild picturing the texture and curves of your cunt 💔

It really doesn't matter how modestly you dress. You could go out in public in your standard issue work uniform specifically designed to show as little skin as possible and yet.
Men are still going to let their imagination run wild picturing the texture and curves of your cunt 💔
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Man or woman, doesn't really matter to me. I'll breed your old hag of a mother inches from your face, so hard and sloppy you feel the sweat and cunt juices flick onto your face with each sloppy *plap, plap, plap* Anyone can be a cuck if they lose all self worth. 💔

Man or woman, doesn't really matter to me.

I'll breed your old hag of a mother inches from your face, so hard and sloppy you feel the sweat and cunt juices flick onto your face with each sloppy *plap, plap, plap* 

Anyone can be a cuck if they lose all self worth. 💔
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"Hurry up babe, you know how impatient he gets. He said he'll give you 10 minutes to be back with a new pack and a bottle of Gatorade, or else he's continuing without the condoms. Can you imagine missing the moment your girlfriend gets impregnated? Sounds like torture!"

"Hurry up babe, you know how impatient he gets. He said he'll give you 10 minutes to be back with a new pack and a bottle of Gatorade, or else he's continuing without the condoms.

Can you imagine missing the moment your girlfriend gets impregnated? Sounds like torture!"
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You know it's almost completely free to come prostrate yourself to me in DM's! The only cost is stripping yourself of that useless Ego and pride. Drop the act and join my harem. 🥰

You know it's almost completely free to come prostrate yourself to me in DM's!
The only cost is stripping yourself of that useless Ego and pride.

Drop the act and join my harem. 🥰
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This is how I'll make you parade around the house living as my personal maid. No shame, no dignity, no ego. Completely at the mercy of a reeking, toxic asshole who'd blackmail you into gulping down pints full of frothy piss, or risk having your life ruined by some nasty photos.

This is how I'll make you parade around the house living as my personal maid. 

No shame, no dignity, no ego.
Completely at the mercy of a reeking, toxic asshole who'd blackmail you into gulping down pints full of frothy piss, or risk having your life ruined by some nasty photos.
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After spending years in isolation, bedrotting and flicking your bean for hours just to pass the time and cure that hollow void in your chest, you were training yourself to become the perfect fleshlight doll for that creep you roleplay with online. One meet-up and you're mine. ❤️

After spending years in isolation, bedrotting and flicking your bean for hours just to pass the time and cure that hollow void in your chest, you were training yourself to become the perfect fleshlight doll for that creep you roleplay with online.

One meet-up and you're mine. ❤️
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Teabagging you randomly anytime your face is below crotch height. Shouldn't have taken a nap on the couch if you didn't want to wake up to a face full of greasy nuts! Now that you're half awake and stunned by my taint stench, get to spit shining my greasy gooch, bitch.

Teabagging you randomly anytime your face is below crotch height. 
Shouldn't have taken a nap on the couch if you didn't want to wake up to a face full of greasy nuts!

Now that you're half awake and stunned by my taint stench, get to spit shining my greasy gooch, bitch.
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Morally superior bitchy libtard feminist gf to corrupt into a mindless jizz receptacle WHEN?? Forcing her entire worldview and years upon years of moral superiority and activism to come crashing down as she barks like a stupid needy puppy for her revolting, woman-hating captor.

Morally superior bitchy libtard feminist gf to corrupt into a mindless jizz receptacle WHEN??

Forcing her entire worldview and years upon years of moral superiority and activism to come crashing down as she barks like a stupid needy puppy for her revolting, woman-hating captor.
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If I could be reincarnated, I'd choose to be a feral, unwashed little level 1 gobbo. Reeking like a sewer rat, the only thoughts in that walnut sized brain are to breed. Can barely communicate, yet still impregnating queens and priestesses while only being 1/10 their size.

If I could be reincarnated, I'd choose to be a feral, unwashed little level 1 gobbo. Reeking like a sewer rat, the only thoughts in that walnut sized brain are to breed.

Can barely communicate, yet still impregnating queens and priestesses while only being 1/10 their size.
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Tormenting a woman by flooding her guts to the point of severe discomfort, making her stomach bulge as if she's bursting and ready to bear children. Injecting her with slime that destroys who she once was and as its expelled, all her knowledge and personality go with it. 💔

Tormenting a woman by flooding her guts to the point of severe discomfort, making her stomach bulge as if she's bursting and ready to bear children.

Injecting her with slime that destroys who she once was and as its expelled, all her knowledge and personality go with it. 💔
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Giving that creepy incel 'nice guy' a chance to finally lose his virginity out of pity, only to realize the reason he's been so hateful to women is his worthless broken premature pin-dick. You realize this is suddenly much more humiliating for you than him. Better get started...

Giving that creepy incel 'nice guy' a chance to finally lose his virginity out of pity, only to realize the reason he's been so hateful to women is his worthless broken premature pin-dick.
You realize this is suddenly much more humiliating for you than him.
Better get started...
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I love Juri. Literally designed to trigger foot gooners like me. So strong, crazy and sadistic that it makes for the perfect instaloss bait. I want to beat her into a bloody pulp and force her to drink my piss. (Or get beaten into sucking her dirty toes while trying)

I love Juri. Literally designed to trigger foot gooners like me.
So strong, crazy and sadistic that it makes for the perfect instaloss bait.

I want to beat her into a bloody pulp and force her to drink my piss.
(Or get beaten into sucking her dirty toes while trying)
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This, except it's your girlfriend getting encased and she's begging you to stop me in time before she suffocates and goes still. You won't. 😇 Late night niche kink gang.

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Apparently, greasy pizza makes cum taste terrible. I had loads of pizza today like a fat ass. Who wants to test the theory with a lumpy yellow cum injection on your tongue? 🤢 Warning, if you spit it on the floor you're lapping it up. None of my seed goes to waste.

Apparently, greasy pizza makes cum taste terrible.
I had loads of pizza today like a fat ass. Who wants to test the theory with a lumpy yellow cum injection on your tongue? 🤢

Warning, if you spit it on the floor you're lapping it up. None of my seed goes to waste.