"But who will you call wh-" Not these guys. I promise you not these guys.

thinking about how some of the rawest things ever said originated from shitposts

me: sometimes i forget he doesn't have 4 full legs my mom: (a deeply disturbed look comes over her face, as if she is having war flashbacks from 'Nam) if he had all his legs.....he would have.....far too many legs....

⠀ 𝑺𝙏𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝑪𝘼𝙇𝙇 .ᐟ 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 this to receive a banter written starter .ᐟ 𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒕 to plot possible sls & interactions in dms. ⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀ [ 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 ] • ♡ 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝖺 𝗀𝗂𝖿 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗍𝖾𝗋 • ♺ 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝖺 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗇 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗍𝖾𝗋 • ♡♺ 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝖺 𝖽𝗆 𝗍𝗈 𝗉𝗅𝗈𝗍 ⠀⠀⠀⠀

// hello it is I als I am desperate for rps with Jonny boy

⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ 〝ʜᴇᴀʀᴛs ᴀʀᴇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ᴡɪʟᴅ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇs ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ᴡʜʏ ᴏᴜʀ ʀɪʙs ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ᴀʀᴇ ᴄᴀɢᴇs.〞 ；⌠〘 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀 𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐒 〙⌡ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ RT & ♡︎. ⠀༊ wednesday roleplay ㅤ x.com/i/events/14187…

𝑰𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵 𝑪𝑨𝑳𝑳 !! by 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 this tweet, you're giving me permission to send you a line from one of the below prompts. length will vary and selectiveness may apply. retweet for exposure.

i think he likes the brush

should I get a cat I kinda....... really want to get a cat I'm too lonely, living by myself.

𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋 ♡ 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗮 𝗴𝗶𝗳 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗿 ( 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵/𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁 ) ⤿ 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱

He's at a bar that isn't the Stray Sheep. It's busy enough, he sips surprisingly good sake, seated at the bar. It's when (YOU) sit next to him, accidentally brushing his elbow, does he swallow more than intended, coughing a lung into his sleeve. "Fuck, sorry." #OpenRP

݁ 𝓐𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝓢. ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ 𝐏𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐫 ݁ ⠀.⠀ ⊰ ❛ 𝓦ho ɑm i supposed to be? ❜ ( ↻ + ♡ ) ⠀⁄ … #FreeRol ⠀

what's a guy gotta do to get LAID or at least his hand held. please. I'm begging.