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ULTIMATE $LINK ALPHA THREAD:

VERTICALS CHAINLINK REVOLUTIONIZES
·       Security Settlement
·       International Bank Transfers
·       Derivatives
·       Defi (All functions banks perform)
• Lending
• Interest bearing accounts
·       Asset Tokenization
·…

Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra share their respective recipes for Hamburgers.

'How many times have you gals been late for a high powered business meeting, only to realize you're not wearing makeup?'

This stat is ABSURD 😱

I found an account on Udio that is mostly generating songs about how his friend Seth shit his pants at work

Caitlin Clark To Retire From Spotlight And Enter WNBA buff.ly/3xmpile

Cant blame him based on that picture

'It's been St Patrick's Day for hours and I'm still not drunk yet.' #StPatricksDay

Remember, Demetra is fair game if she doesn’t partake in the wearing o’ the green on Sunday.

Huge fumble by Disney. National Treasure 3 could have 0% on Rotten Tomatoes and so long as the trailer has Nic Cage say something insane like 'FDR's wheelchair isn't just a wheelchair, it's a map' I am there opening night.

Nolan Ryan’s ERA was 3.09 the year the White Album came out. It was 2.91 the year Nirvana released Nevermind.

Uh-uh-uh. You never know what you're capable of.

I never thought I could shoot down a German plane... but last year I proved myself wrong.

#TheSimpsons

Crazy the record was only 1

Time for a pulp countdown now, and today it's my Top 10 Hardy Boys covers from the late '80s and early '90s!

Some of these still rock...

Actually in awe of how grim this is. Fucking outstanding

Just in time for the weekend.

Harness the Power of Digital Assets and Blockchain in 2024: Strategies For Traditional Finance - @Chainlink Webinar - Feb 20, 2024

In 2024, traditional financial services will continue to transform by leveraging blockchain technologies. For many, the current challenge is how to…

Hey, fellas, good news, I found an extra 75w bulb lying around.