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Assassin of stupid narratives. English-Celt living in Aus. ADHD, neurodiverse. Eternally baffled at how neurotypicals think…

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Jane Hume: Angus Taylor and I will always be for lower taxes… the same people who opposed Labor’s lower taxes 🙄 #insiders

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Haha - Hume is back on the Dutton rhetoric of nuclear energy - 20 years away. Still in the pocket of the Coal Lobby then, eh, Jane? Some things never change #insiders

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Amazing how the Liberals can lose an election so spectacularly and then elect two of the people who had almost as much to do with that loss as Dutton, spouting the same rhetoric, no policies & think people are going to vote for them. It’s like Groundhog Day 🙄 #insiders

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Albo & ALP say they aren’t helping families of ISIS, & the LNP create faux outrage so they can claim that they are actually helping them… head bogan. Michaelia Cash yelling her head off. Conveniently forget Morrison let 8 children of ISIS fighters in… 🙄 #insiders

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The RBA must be frothing at the idea that they can up interest rates and force more austerity measures on the gov and us because no-one can imagine another economic theory than the neoliberal ‘let’s protect big business at the expense of the working/middle class’ 🙄 #insiders

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A reminder that Angus Taylor, who wants to be PM, in 2020 set up our fuel stockpile which Albo sold most of in 2022 & stocked onshore. If we’d left all our stockpile there, we’d have no access to these reserves now… Taylor is shit at everything does #auspol #insiders

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Increased demand due to oil supply in the Middle East is NOT going to change with higher interest rates. Oil is an essential, & inflation wont impact demand. This rate rise is about forcing a higher employment rate as Bullock is stuck in 1980 with economic theory #auspol #RBA

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Bullock needs to get in the bin. How TF are interest rates going to solve a was in the Middle East? Aus inflation is mostly due to external pressures that interest rates cannot solve. This is what it looks like when the RBA protects the 1% #RBA #auspol abc.net.au/news/2026-03-1…

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I’m rather enjoying ABC News being on strike today because they’re playing the BBC News feed. BBC have given more info in the past 30mins about the Iran/Israel/US conflict than weeks of coverage on the ABC. Oh how I have missed the BBC since Foxtel removed it #ABCstrike #auspol

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I don’t think I can hear any more news presenters mispronounce Exmouth as Ex-mowth instead of the correct pronouncement of Ex-Muth. It’s as bad as listening to an American trying to pronounce Leicester & saying Lie-cest-er. Embarrassing🫣 🤣#ABCNews ABC News #auspol

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Erm USA, the #WorldCup2026 is about football. #lighter by Jelly Roll & Carín León is shite - why are you writing and singing about heavenly choirs for a footy event - do that in church. No passion, just god-themed drudgery, & sweet FA to do with the beautiful game #FIFA

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Hastie “I’m pro-American”. All of Australia breathes a sigh of relief that these muppets aren’t in power. If they were in power, Australia would probably be a US colony by now #insiders

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What fun watching the Liberal Party further tank their abysmal chances of re-election. Pro-America, anti-renewables, anti-home electric batteries. Hastie freezing after saying there are issues with batteries & Speers questioning him what he meant🤣🤣🫣 #insiders

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Hastie was amusing. Dropping Trumpian-esq bullshit about home batteries being an issue, but panicking when asked about it. It never occurred to him that Speers might ask him what he meant 🤣. Even funnier he calls the Libs & PHON “centre-right”. Centre-right my arse 🤣 #insiders

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Hastie has always been pro-Trump and is refining his populist rhetoric. He is trying to be less obvious so he doesn’t get binned like Dutton #insiders

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Did the panel watch a different interview to us? They are all calling Hastie ‘interesting’ & ‘impressive’. Did he blue steel them? After his ‘batteries have issues’ line, he choked when questioned, as it’s a blatant lie. Inexperienced merman #insiders

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Amazing that despite the nation deciding the Liberals suck, the #insiders panel always decide the Liberals are marvellous. They are out of touch, and no-one cares what they have to say. It’s the same shite, said in a different way, this time using Hastie’s pretty face 🙄

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Haha - Greg Sheridan basically saying “drill baby drill”. The issue with that, Greg, is you need to sell said gas & coal to someone. Asia are reducing fossil fuel consumption & replacing with renewables. If there’s no-one to buy gas and coal, what then, dickhead? #insiders

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Hastie’s #insiders interview was really a job interview for the leadership of the Libs - News Corp are clearly testing the water. It will be interesting to see what the right-wing rags tomorrow morning say. Has he passed their test or not? I suppose it doesn’t take much…