Maya made $7200 this summer selling nickels to elders telling them they were Bitcoins

Do elves penises look like human penises or do they look weird

new hottie running the smile and nod twitter!!! guess who??? 😼

happy new year !!! can’t wait for more hilarious improv by the hottest team in 2022 🥰🎉🥳

jk rowling is no more. a good day for smile and nod. 🦀😛

“canvas dick fit in your poly portal?” -megan’s yik yak

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screw zodiac signs. what’s your netflix profile picture?

“i mixed up my bag of froot loops with my bag of asbestos” -anders

last show of the quarter this saturday…7pm…philips hall… featuring birth and death: the duality of smile and nod…

shamrock shake this, shamrock shake that… why don’t you shamrock shake that ass??? 😌

As of today, Sunday, May 29th, 2022, Smile and Nod actively denies the existence of “climate change”. Today, we challenge you all to fight the “fight against climate change”. XOXO, Team

i pee and tie my shoes at the same time. that’s the level of achievement you should expect from a smile and nod member.

normalize calling men “shawty”

first show… smod szn is back babes

toasting my little toes in front of my space heater ~ bless up

googoo gaga mommy milkers

“how did they break my fan?? it was in a cage.” -anders

“she curious my banana til i george” -megan