cant kms til i have my redemption arc(waiting)

My favorite color (formerly parking lot oil spill) is now camera flash on humid spider web

this picture has always been so funny to me bc you know their pr teams told them to do this to redirect attention from the vid of them buying meth

Me at the idgaf awards

Always been a little jealous of this guy

got lunch delivered and i said "oh i'm on my garfield shit for real" and my wife said "you got spaghetti?" yes i am eating garfield the cat's favorite food, spaghetti. i'm worried about her.

Aye people is silly as fuck I done watched this a million times

watching GIRLS with a girl is the most fun a girl can have without taking off her clothes

they tried to stop her from serving cunt sooo bad but failed miserably

if you never lived like this then i don’t trust you

Layla

going to woodstock 99 you guys want anything?

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Gay bar time!!!! Woowhoo!