bad bitches got birthdays in fall & winter

One of my superpowers is having the ability to walk into any store in this world and always being able to find something I want to buy

I thought my TikTok brain could no longer read a book, turns out I was reading the wrong books

oh the white lotus check bounced, hbo’s hearts aren’t in it anymore

Woo woo spiritual people are right about everything

I try to remember that every time I listen to new Taylor music it takes at least 30 listens before it will hit the way it’s meant to

If Me! was an album, i fear it would be TLOAS…i genuinely thought we were getting a BTS of the eras tour :/

Sadly i do enjoy rewatching my own instagram stories over and over again after I post a series of pretty pictures of me

Me: “the life of a showgirl is mid” Also Me: *listens to the album straight through for the 15th time in 3 days

I don't think we need two-factor authorization to sign up for Jersey Mike's rewards program. I think we can play that one a little loose.

I changed my mind TLOAS slaps, but do we really need TWENTY SEVEN versions of the same exact album?!

Taylor Swift Taylor drops a song and I’m like “this is literally my life”… even though I’ve never dated a British actor or lived in a castle.

Facts

i haven’t stopped thinking about this

Why are you, as a man, using Amazon Web Services? Build the servers yourself

Dyson’ing my hair, applying make up, picking out my outfit and jewelry for the day, is one of my biggest joys in this world. Could never be someone who permanently wants to work from home!!!

january me would not believe the life i lived this year.

Just stalked my own instagram archive & forgot I lived all those eras 😭😭😭 Miss you sis. You had so much fun.