This is my daughter's idea of an April Fools prank

and it's been SEARED in my lexicon ever since. a foundational text

This coming after the mistreatment of so many at the hands of some of the people there feels like good karma, more investigations pls 🙏🏻

just like old times 💛

what a good fucking song

Literally me

Fuck chatgpt, wikipedia is my ride or die. If I'm gonna be misinformed I want to be misinformed BY THE PEOPLE

New Marcus Aurelius just dropped

listen to your body? the body craves a lethal amount of kinder bueno

big spider on my wall I trust you Eat bug Keep distance

"Strawberries are never sweet" "I've never had a strawberry that tasted sweet" "I don't like strawberries" The strawberry will weigh your soul against a feather and reveal its sweetness in accordance with your purity of heart. Hope this helps.

his greed sickens me

Oh no steam summer sale

LaSueSue ❤️

Hey just wanted to say your wedding was a lot of fun! Tell your brother he danced so lithely I thought him an eel.