"I'm sick of people bashing the obvious utility of NFTs. The ease with which I can look at a person's profile, see their involvement with NFTs, and then identify them as a blood sucking sociopath is revolutionary." - Bad Money

Hmmm. I just had a bizarre experience, involving a global news organisation and a trillion dollar corporation. (I got caught in the middle, so... owch.) It’s not the sort of experience the people involved usually talk about in public… so I think I’ll talk about it in public. 🧵

okay but WHEN do i get my modern day greek pantheon film with Jack Black as dionysus??????

There are workers misclassified as managers to avoid paying them overtime in a huge percentage of Ontario’s workplaces. Basically, if you regularly perform non-managerial tasks then you are not a manager for purposes of the overtime exemption, regardless of the title you hold.

The conservatives in the United Conservative Party of Alberta have also dropped “labour”. No longer a Ministry of Labour. Now it’s ‘Jobs, Economy, Northern Development’ They will come for Labor Day next. Call it Economy Day or something stupid like that.

I’m gonna say one more time. MSG is not bad for you. I will die on this hill.

There's a harsh irony in a safety-equipment company that repeatedly risks the safety of its own workers. #BCLab

After posting surveillance footage of a self-driving Tesla causing a major pileup, it appears that Ken Klippenstein's account is being restricted from search results—except if you already follow him. On the left is a photo from my account. On the right is a burner account.

"Yeah? Well, um... I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?" - Dan Wootton, totally owning Prince Harry in the Mail In other news, #sadlittleman is currently trending on Twitter

The “ADHD is only a disorder because of capitalism” crowd forgets that we have ADHD on weekends too. It undermines how much we can struggle with daily life and just… folding laundry. Making food. Showering. Just because you have ADHD and have no problem with this doesn’t mean-

every horse girl has a story about a guy who wanted to use her horse to impress his girlfriend my new app cuts out the middleman by allowing girlfriends to connect directly with horse girls I am seeking $5,000,000 from the sharks for a 5% stake in my company

While we've got your attention: Desert Bus For Hope can now also be found on Mastodon at kind.social/@desertbus! Shout-out to longtime friend of the bus Texan_Reverend for running kind.social and providing folks with a safe & welcoming place to be.

General rule of thumb to live by — if the government is telling us not to worry, but arrests journalists covering the thing we’re being told not to worry about, then we should probably worry.

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I’m not paying $8 to tweet this

I support the writers strike

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