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Aaron

@smHttr

36 | Tired | He/Him

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linkhttp://smhatter.co calendar_today31-01-2008 16:31:49

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rob delaney(@robdelaney) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I have never “cat called” a woman. I go home, paint her from memory & then yell at the painting. It’s called respect.

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Tom Reagan’s Hat(@RufusTSuperfly) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Ian McShane on how he came to be narrator on Grace Jones’ Slave To The Rhythm:
‘I was in a chip shop with my wife Gwen, and Trevor Horn came in, who I’d known forever. He said ‘Ian, what are you doing after supper?’
‘Why?’
‘Well, I need a voice & Orson Welles is dead.’

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Kelsey D. Atherton(@AthertonKD) 's Twitter Profile Photo

As a reminder, Air Fleischer used to live tweet minute-by-minute recollections of where he was on 9/11 every year, until he abruptly stopped after taking a contract with Saudi Arabia.

The man is as bought as a person can be, and this is the product his buyers are getting.

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kingseeker peter frampton(@revhowardarson) 's Twitter Profile Photo

i am already doing better than the IDF at rescuing hostages. right now they have killed three and rescued two, putting them at a score of -1. I have rescued zero and killed zero, putting me at a score of zero.

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🌿 stick 🌿(@briggityboppity) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I messed up and bought the cats an extra fancy food that I thought would be a nice treat, its like a soup with whole tiny anchovies in it, pepper completely rejected it but squash decided the anchovies needed rekilled and picked them out and hid them around the apartment 😭

I messed up and bought the cats an extra fancy food that I thought would be a nice treat, its like a soup with whole tiny anchovies in it, pepper completely rejected it but squash decided the anchovies needed rekilled and picked them out and hid them around the apartment 😭
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AGOSTINHO™️ ⚔️(@agostinhozinga) 's Twitter Profile Photo

if your new workplace hands you a thinkpad you basically have a job for life, but if they give you macbook air you and the rest of your team could get fired next week

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AJF(@AJ_F612) 's Twitter Profile Photo

There’s a local bison reserve by my house & one of the bison just gave birth & I need to share this picture with you all 🥺

There’s a local bison reserve by my house & one of the bison just gave birth & I need to share this picture with you all 🥺
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Haus of Decline(@hausofdecline) 's Twitter Profile Photo

rooting for Kendrick. I think he can humiliate Drake to the point where Toronto real estate has a massive drop off in property value and rent stabilizes

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Max(imus Decimus Meridius)(@EPM106) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I’m going to be real I don’t think Drake signed off on being called a child-trafficking pedophile rapist who should kill himself

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