JUST IN: Dwhatever confirms it was not mayo.

MIT Researchers have shown a "Speedrunning" gene in Super Mario 64 Speedrunners that improve performance and dexterity over non-Speedrunners. This Groundbreaking discovery confirms that Speedrunners are just, "Built Different"

Super Mario 64 Speedrunner Liam Daily Routine has been LEAKED by an anonymous source!

World Class Speedrunner Weegee is nervous for tomorrow!

The FDA issues a new warning about the new "Bordo Pack" that is becoming popular within Super Mario 64 Speedrunners. Started by the runner Treybordo, Bordo Pack has said to have many side effects with the worse being hallucinations of "shadows"

!!! BREAKING !!! CHEESE'S WARDROBE FOR LIVE EVENTS HAS BEEN LEAKED

The New Nintendo title "Super Mario 64" is scheduled to be released on June 23, 1996, and Speedrunners have already completed the game in under 100 Minutes!

[BREAKING NEWS] New Krithalith Setup found for trick now called "Marioless" This new 1847 Input setup allows the runner to skip to the Ending Credits from File Select! Runners are now scrambling to figure out its viability in full 0 Star runs. "0 STAR IS F****** DEAD" -Greensuigi

In a Historic 9 to 6 vote held by the Super Mario 64 Speedrunning moderation team, elimination of 'The Thing' is now required for all future 120 Star runs! "I believe this change, while unexpected, will provide much needed excitement when running the game" - Anonymous Moderator

[BREAKING NEWS] Mario Steps down from being the face of Super Mario 64! "Fuck all y'all, torturing me and shit... [The] pay isn't good enough for this" - Mario Mario at his 07/21/2024 Press Conference Fans in shambles as Nintendo scrambles to find a viable replacement!

BREAKING NEWS: SM64 Discord officially bans asking questions! "We just can't do it anymore. figure it out yourself its all on ukikipedia fucking dumbasses" - Moderator The Moderator has requested to remain anonymous after speaking with us.

The $5,000 dollar bounty to beat any world record set by GreenSuigi has been claimed! By an unexpected runner in 120 Star! I guess you can never know who is going to world record

MYSTERY SOLVED: Scientists in Switzerland accidentally find the "BLJ" Gene during medical trials. The SAL-T2 gene has isolated as the reason why some speedrunners have better BLJ "RNG" than others. Will this discovery change the Super Mario leaderboards?