Doctor- "are you more tired than usually" Her- "more tired than constantly exhausted?" Doctor- "How long has that been happening?" Her- "Probably around my second kid....then I had 2 more."

Thanks to his current lack of teeth and his speech issues my nephew called Storm Troopers "warm poopers"

My favorite part about how Logan proposed to be was the fact that I had been roasting him all day about his tear away pants not know that je had a fancy outfit underneath. I'd say we are off to a good start 🤣

Saw this and immediately thought about Chris Fairbanks Just in case you need a new project: marthastewart.com/7838910/how-up…

Today's family drama is brought to you by my uncle unfriending my mom on Facebook.

When my ex would get drunk he would get kicked out of bars.... when my fiancé gets drunk he plays Magic and tells me that I'm his best friend. I made the perfect choice.

One of my fav things is putting eye drops in for my fiancé cuz he's too dramatic to do it himself. He has to lay on the ground and forcefully hold his eye open while I put the drops in. Oh and he screams the whole time.

Listening to Emily Maya Mills on Do You Need A Ride? and I'm so glad I'm not the only one who had a dad obsessed with 90210... and The OC... and Secret Life of the American Teenager... and Pretty Little Liars... I miss that man

This man is over here speaking my love language 😍

Yall I'm so mad I can't make a cute couples name with my fiancé. Meagan and Logan together make either Meagan or Logan 🙃🙃

So excited that Calamity Addams 's mom is making me a cape for my winter wedding 🥰🥰

Logan coming up with short bios for his wedding party: "Great with a fork and from New York" "Doesn't like pecans and livin in St John's." KILLING ME

Don't forget to remind the racists that they have more in common with the neighborhood skunk than they ever will with Kid Rock this memorial day

If one more person asks me when we are gonna start having kids I'm gonna lose it. We don't even know where we will be living in August.... time to start making up crazy lies to get people to stop asking repeatedly

My love for Selena Gomez grows with every episode of Only Murders in the Building 🕵️‍♀️🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♂️ 😍

When your favorite person is almost 1000 miles away training for his dream job and he still manages to make sure you are okay after the night terrors start 💚 #greenflags

Kitten begging for belly rubs: a series

"Your nipples shouldn't be out when you are cooking" #shitmysistersaystoherson

Anyone else's depression stopping them from doing important shit like sleeping, or packing to move to a mystery location in 16 days? Or is it just me?

Is this you Steven Ray Morris or have I just been playing too much Stardew while listening to The Purrrcast ?