i’ve known bob like a brother since 2009

maybe this is a brainrot take but i wish you could shuffle play procedural shows on streaming services. i wanna skip around!! i wanna recreate the feeling of turning on the tv and watching whatever episode of criminal minds they threw at me

pls answer how do *you* use the word "hike"? to me a hike requires going uphill in some capacity or at least being at some kind of elevation, like ppl go for a hike up the mountain by me. i just saw someone say "hike in the woods" and it's wiggin me out. that's just a walk? no?

i see ppl complain that the squid game vips are written/performed badly but isn't that sort of the point? like the characters are sort of performing to each other playing into the characters they've created. they sound unnatural bcs everything about the situation is unnatural yk?

now mewing is over i finally have to ask - are ppl rlly walking around with their tongue anywhere but the roof of their mouth? your tongue is just sitting there? doesn't your gullet feel exposed to the elements?

do straight women genuinely find the first magic mike movie sexy? magic mike xxl is a cinematic masterpiece and i can understand why milfs were drooling but i just remember the first movie being very sad and very yellow toned :\

Sharon Osbourne straightening Ozzy’s hair with an iron. That’s the tweet.

i think it's cool that ppl put lost media up on tmdb/letterboxd/whatever but i feel like we need a tag to filter it out 💀 like it's cool that you've made a page for this lost german expressionist film but i'm looking for something i can watch right now on my computer in my house

i've given it some thought and decided :\ and :P are the only 100% valid emoticons. 🫤and 😋 don't convey the feelings I'm trying to express. :') is allowed but sometimes but only bcs i forget 🥹 exists. everything else you can do with emojis tho stop giving me :3c that's nothing

RIP Hulk Hogan I'll never forget the time Stephanie McMahon said you can't wrestle for shit before remembering she was under oath and on record and then doubled down saying you can't wrestle for shit

"DATA IS THEIR FOOD" might be going up there with "mister police i gave you all the clues" and "don't think it don't say it"

genuinely why the fuck would you send a random company a photo of your driver's license just so you can look at porn on reddit? they're gonna have a data breach in 5 to 7 business days and you'll be put on a fight club human sacrifice wall of perverts

might fuck around and write a horny booktok book filled with cliches and fic tropes just to feel something. it'll be about a pig-shifter man tho. like a boar. like with tusks and stuff.

no one told me how much of monsters inc i can just rhythmically remember. it's like a song to me.

like ME? amber is the colour of MY energy? how can you tell? should i be worried?