You got any pointers on how to handle him, Future Boss Boy?

He looks like a hunt-and-peck typer, so I feel like you’re not exaggerating when you say it’d need to be 𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘵𝘩𝘺.

Not a bad idea. I’ll probably just end up bookmarking three work-related pages and then a whole bunch of online menus for him.

...not Internet Explorer. No matter what version it is, that browser is trash.

You planning to institute one down the road?

They’re the worst.

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You’re out late tonight.

He’s a cagey guy, that much I’m sure of.

Ahem, @ImWorth5Dollars.

@ all the boys at the station.* *Minus 𝙤𝙣𝙚.

He’s only smiling because he knows I meant him.

Do you know how many times a day he asks me to make him coffee? I swear, he thinks I was hired to be the freaking maid or something.

Right? Plus, you’d think with all the coffee he guzzles that he’d move faster than he does.

I think I saw him fall asleep 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘩 the other day, so… that tracks.

Yup. While eating. He’s lucky nobody stole the rest of his food.

You know, I swore he had mustard smeared down his cheek the other day and now I’m thinking that happens a lot.

I have a strong feeling that there’s not a job in the world you could work where you’d fall asleep during it.

On the case… of the missing recycling?