Because H1 should be a white square? <nerd>

Batshit crazy, the government is fully occupied in controlling the weather and chem trails, they haven't got time for this.

Well it seems my diet largely consisting of raw veg (and grilled meat / fish) is having a moment. Bum gravy explosions ongoing. Immodium to the rescue. [And yes, it s probably additional weight loss]

Is anyone else having problems with Companies House, lots of 502 gateway errors etc Most frustrating.

My back has been playing up and I've bought some cbd from Waitrose l, any steer on the best dose, duration and so on to assist sleep?

I've just noticed Ice Cold in Alice is on BBC4, I may stay up a little longer.

A small triumph today, I managed to insert the phrase 'terminological inexactitude' into a meeting today without missing a heartbeat.

Oh do fuck off sweetlips, no one in england goes to Swindon.

9 hours driving ahead of ne, what joy.

In the pub listening to some fuckwit lefty who is saying 'you should listen to Gary's Economics' of course he has already talked about Zionism etc

Because DIY and I ache.

And rest. One more day to go and the project is done.

Sad to read of Barry Fantoni's passing. RIP a very funny man. Private Eye Magazine

It was a pleasure to see my mother yesterday, except for the fact her bathroom scales are fucked. There is no way I am still over 200 lbs. Obviously the correct response to this devastating news is to establish pizza and drink wine then get back on the diet Monday.

I found a boycott apartheid Israel sticker in the pub toilet this evening I peeled it off and threw it in the bog.

A very enjoyable series of games of chess this evening, I lost 4-2 playing some comedically bad chess, but the beer and company made up gor it.

Imagine being 'a professional journalist ' and not knowing that this was a prerequisite for the case proceeding. Paraphrasing PC is a lazy ignorant twat.

OK, settle an argument folks (from the chess earlier) does it count as wild swimming if you're not naked?