Welcome, my friends!

Consulate just got overthrown, send help! 🆘 @rossirock SAUCALINI 🐆

⚠️ BREAKING NEWS ⚠️ In a shocking turn of events, The Sultan of Slowjamastan was spotted in his plain clothes today—no royal regalia, no entourage, just the man himself—casually mingling with the San Diego Police Department Rumor has it, he was giving them pointers on how to handle diplomatic

Great Sultan of Republic of Slowjamastan, I have stumbled upon a terror cell. Send the reaction forces.

👀 Sultan sighting: Look for The Sultan at SoCal Taco Fest this Saturday. He'll be on stage at 6:30PM hosting the "Guac-Off." If anyone knows about guac'n off, it's The Sultan! 🥑🥑🥑

Not Chief Porder Batrol Agent Mark Corona on stage with Vanilla Ice???!!! 🤯 🤩 😮

Ladies, Peter is waiting for your call ☎️

Dreams do come true…

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Due diligence by Royal Navy Swabby first class prevented those foul footwear crocs from entering the United States via Lake Winnipesaukee, clearly on their way to the Republic of Slowjamastan. If you smell something, say something.

Sultan approved!

Thanks for the missive, Duckionary We love it! Best of luck at the UN! 👊

Sultan stays at TWAhotel at JFK en route to AiguesMortesTourisme

⚠️ BREAKING NEWS: Casablanca International Airport has officially stamped a Slowjamastan passport, cementing Morocco’s place in an exclusive club of over 20 UN-recognized nations that may or may not fully comprehend what they’ve just endorsed. With this monumental gesture,

Greetings from Aigues-Mortes!

Sultan Randy of Republic of Slowjamastan and Archduke Arthur I. of Duckionary received the Golden Flamingo Award, for micronarion of the year, most creative and most promising micronation respectively, from Pté Aigues-Mortes today!

A fantastic evening at the Godet d’or Gala in Pté Aigues-Mortes 🥳 #micronation #micronationalism #Diplomacy #friendship

⚠️ Breaking: The Sultan of #Slowjamastan arrives in France for crucial trade talks… about importing salt. Because what’s a nation without the perfect seasoning? 🇵🇼 🧂 Rumor has it, he’s also scouting for croissant diplomacy. #SaltDeals #InternationalRelations #TooSaltyToFail