Mark your calendars and prepare your movie posters, because #PosterPit is premiering on April 19th! Here's all the rules and details you need to know to get ready 🍿🎬

it’s #unhinged to just retweet my own pitch, right?

#1stLinePit is coming in hot—just ONE week left! 🔥 This time, we've got a brand new rule! Check out the details below—what do you think? A brilliant game-changer, enhancing your pitch—or a total train wreck, ruining the fun? #WritingCommunity #AmQuerying

This is my favorite plot structure!

Words written on my RomComMarch project: 0 Words written across projects: 5k Unexpected hand surgeries: 1 (this might have a wee bit to do with it!) Pitch events: 2 Secret rooms found: 1

Next #1stLinePit will take place: 🗓️ EVENT DAY: Saturday, April 5th ⏲️ EVENT START: 12.00 UTC To find out what that means to you, Google: 🔍 12 UTC to [your city/area] #WritingCommunity

I tried to buy six donuts at Dunkin. A dozen was on sale for cheaper than six. I wanted to pay for a dozen but take six. They wouldn’t let me. (This is Germany.) So now I have a dozen donuts and Passover starts tonight.

How’s it looking, newly agented authors?

There is ALWAYS time for poetry!

✨lightly #spec 🫰anti-capitalist 🍽️eat the rich 🙍‍♀️autistic narrator like E. OLIPHANT 🌈queer pride 🔪prison reform advocacy 🇺🇸American Dream critical 👬NEVER LET ME GO meets the gig economy #posterpitq #posterpit #A

I’ve never purchased any eggs to hang outdoors and yet we have so many! Where did they come from? Are they multiplying in secret?

Important grammar tip!

I am more and more convinced there is/was something sinister in the secret room we found! So far, when trying to renovate it, the construction workers have cut through our fiber cable, water line, and gas line 😶‍🌫️

Please add my queer cyberpunk fantasy novel on Goodreads. Coming June 2026 from Northodox Press. I'd love to reach 100 adds! 🤞🥹💜 Maybe I'll do a giveaway or something special when I do. goodreads.com/book/show/2316…

SEVERANCE feat. E.OLIPHANT x NEVER LET ME GO Autistic lesbian Emily lives clients’ bad days for them. But when she falls for a girl who condemns the time economy, she must decide: live her own life or make enough to buy a better one. #questpit #A #LF #spec #lgbt #ND

that's that me espresso macchiato #Eurovision

Line of the night: “‘Keep it straight guys’ — said no one ever at #Eurovision”

Upcoming Pitch Events! May 28: MG Hub (also YA!) form: tinyurl.com/39xnan6k May 31: #SEAsianPit on the other place! July 7&8: #SmallPitch form: smallpitch.org/event-guidelin… Sep 9: #PitchDis form: pitchdis.com/pitchdis2025 Oct: #DVPit also other place! #PitBLK details in June!

I hope all bisexuals have an amazing and lovely pride month

I have pneumonia. I feel like a side character in a Regency piece, lounging on daybed and weakly coughing into a tissue. I'm so bored.