Before Health & Safety walked the Earth

Do born again Christians hate apostrophes ?

Martinez is the worst fatted calf incident since the Prodigal Son

Viĺla susceptible yet

Now , I don't know what to say

A metaphor of sorts

Football is apparently not 'for me'.

Waiting for towels. Goodnight

Listen to The Famous Sloping Pitch, we're al over this.

Surely that's not Toyah Wilcox at the back, is it?

I think you'll find it's ' Bea's knees' a reference to Beatrix Potter, three time winner of Butlin's knobbly knees competition

Talbotman

As you can imagine there's nothing people from Northern Ireland love more than English politicians turning up and telling them what they're thinking, especially when they're wrong. Northern Ireland voted by 56% to 44% in favour of staying in the EU. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Il est arrive, le laid nouveau. Football, no fucks given or taken and a possible Sooty reference anotherslice.com/famousslopingp…

I loved that Withe won the European Cup after being let go by Forest and watching them win it twice. Also ( and this is a vague memory) the only one of the 1982 World Cup Squad to support Labour in a political questionnaire.

What a great idea! Once the draw is made we should follow this cost for all teams including travel and accommodation if the reach the final. It will surely show the game's contempt for supporters. Will you and Kev ( ie you!) take the challenge ?

Incidentally Patricia Routledge was Stoke through and through, home and away.

Clearly not going for clicks then !....D'oh!

I love those that are a part of my ( their) community but just for now I am off. Love you xx

Shit it's 2 in the morning and I meant to be off!!