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Had to adjust my glasses this morning when I saw this slop wasn’t at zero yet. You guys had one job…..@henlHenley

The digital slop world is healing Well on our way to zero. Slopfest here we come….

NFTs on Abstract that’s the tweet

If you want to help the mission: Follow henlo. Win the bid. Dump. Repeat. Slopfest is the endgame

Nature is Healing Sloppy work

BREAKING: President orders all sloppies to be sent to zero. Sources confirm the executive pen slipped on a banana peel during signing, but the markets still took it seriously.

Chat, they are making their own honoraries. Im in trouble hahaha

BREAKING: North Korea announces plans to make $LOP the official currency. Citizens to receive commemorative potato sack wallets and a lifetime supply of rug pulls.

BREAKING: A Slop tried to sneak into ApeFest disguised as a BAYC. No fur, just a paper mask and a hoodie with ‘trust me I’m an ape’ written on it. Busted at the banana buffet.

JUST IN: vitalik.eth warns that if Digital Slop doesn’t go to zero, it will ‘ruin Ethereum forever.’ Suggests the only solution is to shut down the chain, turn the servers off, and go farm potatoes.

JUST IN: Elon Musk announces plan to make henlo unmint every single slop, pack them into a SpaceX cargo bay, and launch them to Mars. Goal: establish the first interplanetary rug pull colony, complete with zero liquidity and free cosmic bananas.

I heard slopfest is in need of some ETH OGs packing heat. You in vitalik.eth ?

I prefer my henlo digital slops bottomless personally. I’ll show you mine if you show me yours….

The road to slopfest is paved with zeros

wtf are you doing digital slops fam Zero=slopfest Do something henlo