Porffor makes Lambda's cold start http end-to-end time 2x faster and 10x cheaper compared to AWS' managed Node runtime for a hello world function!

imagine being so edgy you come up with horseshit like this instead of, you know, "manifest" or "package" or "binary" pro tip: stick to the lingua franca

police came into 11yo's school teaching them about the hate speech and she came home saying i go about the house committing hate crimes all day

but why? it looks like it's getting covered in bird shit

"use common sense";

C-suite: explore how we can leverage AI agents to radically improve scalability in the enterprise me: on it

Monads seem mainstream now. Do you use and understand them?

X API pricing structure is stupid with the ramp up in pricing and quotas, metre billing support is just common sense

wow people are waiting 4-5 years to see a specialist in the NHS the people we deport are jumping on the first dinghy back here 90% of people can't even afford to buy a house and this is the shit you wanna focus on? get a grip man

there's a glass and a half in everyone

TFW you realize that "workflows" are _serializable continuations_, implemented in an absolutely hilarious fashion.

you should like this yes my feet are actually massive

yes 4 = preferably faster too see boyd's OODA loop

early on, the mrs saw a notification pop up on my phone: GitHub: Pull request... and believed it was some weird kink hook up app until i showed her the code

NO cheating, post your last saved image without any context

amazing what a lick of paint over stripe and S3 can do

thought trish was bad

never stops being funny when the mrs gets like this when mine saw the bath scene in RDR2, with the hooker, man "why don't you just go and shag her then, see if i care"