The only people dumber than Trump are people who vote for Trump.

FDR: The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. JFK: Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country. Reagan: Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall! Trump: They’re eating the dogs. They’re eating the cats.

I better go superviral for this...

not the 34 felonies... 2 impeachments... 1 judgement of sexual assault ... or insurrection

Yes, but he would have to buy a lot of tickets

If only the Titans had a QB as good as Malik Willis..

This dude getting upset about how someone spun a story in a documentary is so fucking rich.

Jesus Christ. Just buy back the 407.

Reminder that the green 400-series highway running parallel to the red 401, about 8km to the north, was sold off by the previous Ontario PC Party government for $3.1B in 1999, and that the current government would rather throw $150B in a hole than address that mistake.

I only tweet sporadically now but I felt it was important to let you all know that I got tickets to see Oasis in Toronto for BOTH NIGHTS

All Donald Trump and JD Vance know about manufacturing is how to manufacture bullshit.

The polls correctly predicted these outcomes.

Mick Foley with a message to America and Donald Trump.

It’s what Tim Horton would have done. Great way to honour his memory.

Americans (and Canadians) lost their shit over two years of bad inflation, so I’m sure that they’ll happily ride the storm of a crashed economy really well.

Trump Supporters: “Yeah fuck immigrants, gay and trans people aren’t real, Black people are lazy and dangerous…we need Trump to make them all go away and make America great again.” Biden: “Trump’s supporters are garbage.” Trump Supporters:

"Hey men, we can't let women have what women want" is basically what he's saying here.

Republicans putting a man in charge of women’s health? Sounds about right.

There have been two times in my life where we came close to a 1929 depression. Both came at the end of the last two Republican presidencies (Bush 2008 and Trump 2020). If you fall for the kind of rhetoric that Trump is spewing, you’re a fucking mark.

Imagine telling someone in 2011 that the Winnipeg Jets would start a season 11-1 and also play in front of 2000+ empty seats in their home arena. Minds would be blown.