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sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch love island like men do with sports

Trump said if elected he would end all wars in 24 hours and instead he bombs Iran and starts WWIII. I would like to offer my heartfelt “fuck you” to everyone who voted for this and everyone who sat this election out claiming “both sides are the same.”

sēx is cool but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims

i love this silly angle

health insurance being tied to employment is so dystopian

happy birthday to keroppi and his triplet siblings pikki and koroppi 💫

i get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me like sorry ladies i’m not a flower but it’s so sweet that you thought i was hehe

Adding “!!” after sentences so they know im friendly and kind, the one who understands

something very chic about crying while driving….have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash….other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over….

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this one of those Twitter Days

So you agree? You think this country has a problem with gun violence.

I am simultaneously my family’s black sheep and the gold star, that’s exactly why I am the way I am