Why is literally everything high carbs and added sugars????

So this is how my mornings going so far 😭 fucking leggings man

The most romantic thing my husband has said: “We might have once crossed paths at that McDonalds” 🍟🍔🥤

Well well well guess who won $4 from the #MegaMillionsJackpot

This is some nightmare imagery

Ohhh girl, the things I would dooooo to the #HousesICantAffordOnZillow

I am sweating in places I didn’t know was possible #HeatWave #DavisCA

When is the Mexican pizza coming back??? Taco Bell

It tastes like a tomato, smells like a tomato, and even looks (mostly) like a tomato. There's just one catch: It's purple. cnn.it/3SbcByN

Is it just me? Or does Gwen Blake from #TheBlackPhone loooook exactly like OG young Beverly Marsh from #IT? Like uncanny, go scream girls go! #YouDumbFuckingFartKnockers

took me until my thirties to realize my preferred way to eat an apple is sliced up and served in a tiny bowl like I’m five

I think we can all agree #EvanPeters can act his dick off in all kinds of fucked up roles. Can we please have him in a buddy comedy!? A rom com? I’m still not over #MareOfEastTown bullet to the head

No shit, wow

Listen to me, Marilyn. We do not need #LisaFrankCrocs We do not need to get these just bc they’re limited edition. Stop it.

Literally crying in public bc I get too emotionally invested in cats I follow on Instagram

Me to my toddler upon waking up: you are beautiful sweet and innocent I will protect you with my life. My toddler to me upon waking up: Mama you have a crusty face #ToddlerLife #KidsSayTheDarndestThings

Reposting this bc I just saw that Beth and Howard Stern’s Yoda cat is sick with cancer 😭😿🥹😢

Anyone else’s cat very upset about daylight saving? 🤦🏻‍♀️

Harper (2 yo) only ate black olives and did not want pie 🤷🏻‍♀️

Thanks Hanson for spending 841 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to MMMBop. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/0SdiiPk…