Spring water tastes like milk

Can’t do a Liam neeson movie bc I’m going to be in Europe. Never felt more fomo. Never encountered more of a first world problem.

Played pickleball for the first time in over 6 months today ! Forgot how fun it is. Forgot how competitive I am. Not close to 100% mobility but enough to play ! Wooo Suck it left knee !

Stomach pain should be abolished. It’s 4 am.

Unfortunately, I also absolutely hate mushrooms

No Cry streak of 1 month & 6 days broken. Knee hurts. I get on a plane in 12 hours. I have nothing packed. 3 weeks is so long.

AND HE SAYS IM SO AMERICAN

Was walking alongside a pigeon for a minute today and when he peeled off to go do bird things, I said audibly “go pig girl”

Emma wants me to track how many songs get stuck in my head a day

Just threw up in a bidet. First time in 10 years. What a way to come back

Karlie kloss just called me gorgeous.

Can’t get the sinner berrettini match bc Swiss player is playing rn so the tvs are all on him. Stupid patriotism

I recognized a pro golfer in the street, and my dad didn’t. Give me a man card

Would the left side of my left hand be my thumb and pointer or pinkie and ring?

I used to record the Olympics so that I could watch reruns for the next 4 years

STRESSED. I need Tyrese to have a gold medal

STEPH CURRY IS MY HERO

I cannot wait for the day I can jump again

I wonder how many people cry during an mri bc all there is to do is think