Teacher Who Has 30 Broken Class Laptops and No Paper Hoping to Complete Bunch of Gender Transition Surgeries During Her Single Prep Period

The real question is how the Oasis brothers got so broke that they agreed to reconcile and get the band back together to do concerts. The cost of living really is climbing up that income ladder.

About 74 million people apparently voted for this man to be President of the United States.

What the hell is it with Australian revived or wannabe celebrities and “you can cure your own cancer with rest/vitamins/vegetables/salt lamps/bone broth”. It’s getting so old.

The only thing I like better than hearing Elle McPherson talk about personally curing cancer is hearing Holly Valance talk politics.

I was going to joke that there’s something in the water here, but then they’d be like: “Yes! Let me tell you all the things they injected into the water to prevent us from realising our true-born natural selves…”

Does everyone have that one person in their neighbourhood that, when folks all have out different rubbish bins, you’ll walk 800m at 11.30pm in your pyjamas and uggs to check what bins they have out, because you just know they would never ever break a system no matter what?

If you saw haiku in Melbourne city & suburbs this August, they were probably part of the Billboard Poetry Project, & written by Melb Uni staff, students & alumni. Thanks everyone who submitted poems & came to my poetry workshops, & the team who helped roll this behemoth out.🙏🏾

Annoying everyone in my age bracket I know in the UK, by asking deadpan if they managed to get tickets to “The Oasis Brothers Recital” 10/10 would recommend.

On tonight, Melbournians!

Win-win. My The Sydney Morning Herald cartoon.