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reluctantly sober substance enthusiast

@slabbaconbp

your fair weather friends on a parachute binge get lost when the wind blows

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It’s a 50/50 chance if you have zero knowledge. .000001% is impressive with half of all answers getting it right. Mathematics may not be a strongpoint of yours.

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I’m a 50 year old stressed out insomniac with substance issues and I’ll f*ck anything that moves. Unfortunately that includes some barnyard animals. Peddle your garbage elsewhere.

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Hi. I’m Matt Pavelle. These thoughts are my own and only my own. That introduction was part of the script they gave me to whore myself out for some cold hard cash.

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. TexasChica The ultimate ignorant coward move. Get dominated in a discussion you started. Realize the person you attacked has 20X more knowledge than you and you have no chance of winning. Block them. Good luck out there. You unbelievable garbage heap. Get bent.

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The ultimate ignorant coward move. Get dominated in a discussion you started. Realize the person you attacked has 20X more knowledge than you and you have no chance of winning. 

Block them. 
Good luck out there. 
You unbelievable garbage heap. 
Get bent.
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One of the worst albums of all time. John Cougar. No idea what the album was call but it had some trash song I liked when I was 5. Holy f*ck I had awful taste in music. Punch my 5 year old face.

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Did you know this type of activity happens EVERY SINGLE TIME ANY MILDLY INTELLIGENT GROUP COMITS AN ATROCITY? Wow! A guy didn’t wake up on the 10th and say “Hey, the rest of you random unethical Jews. Huddle up. Get on in here, Schlomo! You guys busy tomorrow? I’ve got an idea.”

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Simply put: You’re an idiot. These incidents are highly, highly unfortunate; but until judges have crystal balls criminals are going to go on parole. The prison system is as big of a joke as a judicial system. Overcrowding. Guards assaulting inmates.

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Possibly “federal agents” should be dressed in a recognizable uniform. “Yeah Prez, we got enough funds to make The White House look like Dubai vomited it out or uniforms for ICE.” “GET THAT GOLD ON THAT FUCKING HOUSE!”

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Intellectually destroying and humiliating them to the point of a clear and decisive victory should have better results than this. You’re all a bunch of little bitches. Don’t be like Nathan.

Intellectually destroying and humiliating them to the point of a clear and decisive victory should have better results than this. 
You’re all a bunch of little bitches. 
Don’t be like Nathan.