Michelle Mone received £29m of pure profit, because her husband helped secure £200m of useless PPE. RT if you would like to get the money back and toss them both in jail.

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We love you Tom Lockyer🧡 Our Welsh Warrior🫡🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Kenilworth Road rises for Luton defender Tom Lockyer.

This is brilliant. What a star!

Tom Lockyer, Luton Town FC captain, survived a cardiac arrest on the field, thanks to CPR. Every 90 minutes – the length of a football match – at least five people in the UK suffer an out-of-hospital cardiac arrest. Learn CPR for free with RevivR: bhf.org.uk/revivr

Scotland's Hate Crime Act comes into effect today. Women gain no additional protections, of course, but well-known trans activist Beth Douglas, darling of prominent Scottish politicians, falls within a protected category. Phew! 1/11

Lovely Scottish lass and convicted double rapist Isla Bryson found her true authentic female self shortly before she was due to be sentenced. Misgendering is hate, so respect Isla’s pronouns, please. Love the leggings! 2/11

Samantha Norris was cleared of exposing her penis to two 11-year-old girls. Hooray! Unfortunately she was then convicted for possession of 16,000 images of children being raped and sexually assaulted. Be that as it may, Sam’s still a lady to me! 4/11

Scottish woman and butcher Amy George abducted an 11-year-old girl while dressed in female clothing. No idea why this was mentioned in court – of course she was wearing women’s clothing, she's a woman! Amy took the girl home and sexually abused her over a 27-hour period. 5/11

But most women aren’t axe-toters or sex offenders, so let’s talk role models! Guilia Valentino (in red) wanted to play on the women's team 'because of sisterhood, validation and political visibility'. Naturally, she was given some boring cis girl’s place. Yay for inclusion! 6/11

Mridul Wadhwa, head of a Scottish rape crisis centre, says, ‘sexual violence happens to bigoted people as well.’ She has no gender recognition certificate, but was still appointed to a job advertised for women only. Time to be ‘challenged on your prejudices’, rape victims! 7/11

Munroe Bergdorf isn’t just a pretty face! Public campaigner for a children’s charity until safeguarding concerns were raised, she was appointed UN Women’s first ever UK champion. ‘What makes a woman “a woman” has no definitive answer,’ says Munroe. Great choice, UN Women! 8/11

Katie Neeves has been appointed as the UN Women UK delegate. She switched from straight man to lesbian at the age of 48 and, in a leaked 2022 webinar, described how she used to enjoy stealing and wearing her sister’s underwear. A truly relatable representative! 9/11

Last, but least, TV’s India Willoughby proves we women can call a black broadcaster a ‘nasty bitch’ who ‘wouldn’t be anywhere without woke’, dub lesbians men, insult the looks of a female Olympic swimmer, ‘joke’ about kidnapping feminists, and STILL get airtime! What a gal! 10/11

🎉🌼🌸April Fools! 🌸🌼🎉 Only kidding. Obviously, the people mentioned in the above tweets aren't women at all, but men, every last one of them. In passing the Scottish Hate Crime Act, Scottish lawmakers seem to have placed higher value on the feelings of men performing their

"Sleepless nights, my eyeballs don't thank me too much at the minute" 😅 Luton captain Tom Lockyer on being a dad for the first time 🥰

9 days to go to #radyrrangersfestival 2024 and as it’s #throwbackthursday we pick up with our own Tom Lockyer on his journey from @radyrrangersfc to Luton Town FC and Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 radyrrangers.football/tom-lockyer-fr…

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