This cab driving lark is hard work! Glorious global warming sunshine! Moody Magnum from Aldi! Dempsey & Makepeace on repeat (again) & gonna have a little siesta in a minute! Best job in the world😂😂👍

Sod this for a game of soldiers I’m not risking it by working tonight in this so night off again😂🥵 Need to sort packing out for Benidorm on Sunday as well so it makes perfect sense & it’s customary to always start winding down when your departure date is proper close😂🍻🍻✈️✈️

The moment you realise you’re way out your depth not having a single clue what you’re doing & not even the army of civil servant advisers can help you ⚽️💩 your way out of this one😂No sympathy as she won’t have any for anyone when she screws everyone for more tax in autumn👍

Why didn’t they get Tony Angelino into the Commons today & sing for darling Rach😂😂

Just received this HMRC email regarding going tax digital & looking at those figures it’s good to know that I won’t ever be needing to go tax digital😂👍 It pays to be lazy😂

It’s like I’ve never been away! Well 2 n half months ago for a stag that wasn’t a stag😂I am back home with the best beer in the Mecca that is Benidorm! Walk out the Presidente straight into The Royal Arrow! Time to get FUBAR but it’s a marathon not a sprint😂Cheers all🍻🍻

Back on the Spanish Nova channel! Dubbed Dr Quinn Medicine Woman! Was watching this when here in April😂When I retire out here it’s good to know the Spanish channels will cater for my taste in car crash television😂Might not bother going out this afternoon & watch this all day😂

Mixing it up a bit by going to Bodhran Irish Bar! Who’d thought an Irish bar being in a lively holiday resort😂 Is there any country on the planet that doesn’t have an Irish bar?😂Singer coming on at 9 so gotta have House Of Pain Jump Around & Sham Rock Tell Me Ma😂🇨🇮

Found another winner on the Spanish channels! Italian series dubbed in Spanish called Don Matteo! Get this girl in it😍😍😂I need to get these channels when I get back home this is ultimate viewing😂Western Bar can wait for the moment😂

Mixing it up with the classic Talk Of The Town Benidorm! Feel like I’ve just intruded on a wedding reception in Basildon (no offence to Basildon of course😂) Love this song though! Beatles up next then headlining with Cher! Don’t work too hard people😂💪🍻🍻🍻

Not only can I tickle the ivories to Communards - Don’t Leave Me This Way in The Lamb Romford (East London) I can tickle them to Avicii - Levels in Western Bar Benners! I’m so talented😂😂I can’t lie but ended up throwing up 3 times last night! Classy or what🤮🤮🤮😂

Well there’s something you don’t see every day especially in a predominantly catholic country! An Orange Protestant parade celebrating the anniversary of the Battle Of The Boyne! Thought I was hallucinating last nights Mahou intake😂😂

Always pig sick when back on UK soil after a Benners trip! Proper aged me this trip has though! I look like a pensioner version of Dopey😂Mind you at least I’ve come back to a nice bit of climate change summer & a week off to now recover😂

Brother just sent me this from Viz and thinking about it this is so true! Just don’t see this kind of stuff anymore😂😂

😂😂Mate has just sent me this from the taxi stand on Romford rank! Remember this stuff very well starting the classic alcopop craze 30 years ago! Quite appropriate the anniversary poster being in Romford (East London) Orange Hooch never seemed to be able to compete though😂🤷🏼

Just watching ITV London News & the Silvertown tunnel! TfL have classed it as a success with congestion dropping etc! They’ve just said the bike bus is only averaging 1 cyclist per bus😂I bet if TfL cancel it cyclists will still cry about it even though they ain’t even using it🤣

I never thought I’d see the day where I’d be laying here watching This Morning! Mind you the girl sitting next to Nick Ferrari is fit😂😍Anyway they’re talking about a new thing combining stags & hens called a “sten” Really? I mean really? Insecure couples will love that though😂

Anyone see on the A12 yesterday afternoon between Mawney & Moby Dick w/b side the small tree cutting van completely on its side on the pavement?😂Clearly where it’s one of them small ones totally unstable & tried to bump up onto the pavement it’s sent it over on its side😂

Have all the darling little “oh we just only want to get from A to B safely” melt cyclists kicked off about this yet?😂😂🎣 ToXie Lemony 🍋🏋🏼‍♀️ don’t say a word! Locked accounts sneak tweeting don’t count😂😂

I wonder how many soppy melt cyclists high pitch screamed at the TV like a kid throwing a tantrum at this ad shouting it can be done on a family cargo bike with panniers this is disgraceful promoting planet killing child lung killing 4x4s then lobbed a 44T sprocket at the TV🤣🎣