For the love of all that's pure and holy get the goddam Key Bridge rebuilt!

All the Caps fans jeering the Canadian national anthem versus all the Habs fans jeering the USA national anthem. We are not the same. Go Caps.

Thanks to everyone that sent birthday wishes today. And if any you ladies that are of legal age want send a gift, nudes work. And topless...

I remember krumping.

When you're graced all year by Joe Beninati and Craig Laughlin this ESPN crew is like fingernails on a chalkboard.

I remember going to metal concerts when I was young looking at dudes with gray hair thinking, "Look at these old mother fuckers." That's me me now. I'm old mother fuckers. #Metallica #Pantera #SuicidalTendencies

Holy day of obligation.

Currently at a barn wedding reception and minidresses with cowboy boots are definitely a thing. 😍

Country road, Take me home. Love ya Oshbabe

Washington Capitals fans right now...

A special 4th of July shout out to those patriots that are going to be waking up tomorrow morning with fewer fingers than they woke up with today. Freedom isn't free. 🇺🇸

My name is Anakin Skywalker. Here's why the high ground isn't important.

All. Goddam. Day.

Anakin- "This is where the fun begins." Obi-Wan & Ahsoka-

Satan hearing about The Prince of Darkness' recent demise... #RIPOzzy

Share if you get it. Like if you don’t.

"Train, take your vitamins and say your prayers." Run wild. Brother.

Show me a bigger downgrade...

The janitor provides a needed service.

Remember when you saw Star Wars for the 1st time and Han came screaming out of the sun, yelling "You're all clear kid! Let's blow this thing and go home!" And then 42 years later, they hit you with, "Somehow Palpatine returned." Kinda like that.