You could never make ‘Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” now

If we had our current political landscape 10 years ago politicians would be screaming about how tumblr created homosexuality

you ever meet someone for the 5th time and think “okay how famous am I gonna need to get before they acknowledge me as a person”

.tara strong is still publicly spreading dangerous lies about our indie show and painting us as antisemites for firing her over racist posts. If anybody feels like commenting to give her a piece of your mind, here’s the link youtu.be/F1cHo5pMxaE?si…

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP

-Kendrick Song or Charlie Brown's parents

LA’s not so bad, I already have 30 new minutes of networking material

Really funny watching people react to the tom brady roast by saying “wow this person that I dont usually enjoy was VERY funny” yeah guys its called a writing staff.

The deeper I look into Kendrick’s lyrics the more I’m sure they’re telling me to take out John Lennon

No, no, no. Go dig your holes.

So very happy for The Onion finally getting an owner that appreciates them and that they'll be able to stay here in Chicago as the Midwestern bastion of satire that they are. Clint Worthington got the story for Block Club Chicago Jordan LaFlure Jimmy Hasse

blockclubchicago.org/2024/05/06/the…

the miscalculation Aubrey made is it’s not a facts beef it’s a rap beef.

Idk how much everyone here actually goes out but if you actually go outside you are acutely aware that kendrick is the winner

people seem to be siding with the guy who makes better music

I do feel like Joe Hale Osteen today

Kendrick’s gotta be hanging with emperor palpatine the way he’s giving into his hatred

can a civilian be sued for use of excessive force

not listening to all that, u called in the military to brutalize college students protesting a genocide