Make it look easy.

my man be saying the most judgmental shit in public so LOUD bro like shut the fuck UP 😭😭😭

i got mondays off all month 😭😭😭 omfg THANK THE LORD. i get a 3 day weekend??? that is for the VETERANS of Aspen 🥹😭
i bet u it’s because i had to work 8-5 for all 5 days for two months straight going into May while everyone got 4 days. my boss the shit idc idc

seems like everyone has had a shit ass day. lol.

i think one of my biggest gifts about myself is how i can manipulate energy. i can change energy really well in a room or between just me and them, and sometimes i use it for my advantage if i feel like someone’s energy is off lol

constantly fucking missing my sandals and i keep fucking buying more because they keep getting fucking misplaced. this shit is so fucking annoying i take them off in ONE FUCKING SPOT.

my cramps are so fucking bad i can’t even sleep or open my eyes at the same time. literal torture. i can’t stay still and they haven’t been this bad in MONTHS

okay that thunder was fucking insane. all i seen was a huge flash and heard the most insane thunder. shit sounded like lightening striking something and car alarms should be going off 🤣😭😭

khloe kardashian was ugly back then, spent a crazy amount of money on plastic surgery and is still ugly

this poem is trash

why does taco bell always gotta be so. SLOW.
it ain’t even taco bell, it’s the drive thru. like we might as well go inside and eat. i could order it, eat it, and leave and it would be the same amount of time as sitting in this drive thru ☠️😭😭

i love tiktok. if i wanna find a meme i can just look it up on tiktok and it’ll be RIGHT. THERE.

but if i look on google???? good luck to me cause i’ll never find that shit lmfaoo

this man just auto started the jeep and walked out without his keys and locked us out of the house

told someone how to do something 3 times and they hit me with that “it wasn’t me” like okay cool then i catch them red handed like BRO. just say it was u and let me teach u jesus

i am drunk as fuck.

did i mean to get this drunk for $200, Alex

Lmfaoooooo