$122.98 per month after hidden fees for directv stream with no multiview option. $72.99 for youtube tv. they are telling you that watching the bulls, blackhawks, and white sox is worth $49.99 per month. respectfully, get the hell out of my face.

“I like hockey” “My favourite team is vgk”

[record scratch] yep. That’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation

Broke NHL intermission: here’s a million betting ads you wanna blow all your money on this shit ass team soooooo bad come on you know you want to Woke AHL intermission: buy tickets now for our game on November 30, there’s gonna be a petting zoo set up in the lobby

DAAAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE

Holy fucking walk off grand slam

FREDDIE FREEMAN WALK-OFF GRAND SLAM. #WORLDSERIES

We are going to Ohio today 🎶

And now they are the worst team in MLB history. Thanks Jerry Reinsdorf.

Target having a 25% off sale on clothes today is evil my wallet is so mad but my closet is not!!!!!

This is the kind of life I wanna give my kitty 💕

My music goal in life is to have my band play a denny's. I don't have a band but I should fix that

This is SENDING me 😭 which one of you did this 💀

if we were two gravestones i would unearth myself just to touch you once more, to rest against you for eternity

Instead of saying "you have to practice to get better", I've got an aerials instructor who says "whatever you do is what you'll get better at". I love the reframing.

hockey goalies should be allowed to be captains and i will die on this hill

This new SAFARI ROOM - NEW SINGLE OUT NOW 💧⚡️ track is a banger! open.spotify.com/album/38Ini24q…

I miss Boston :(