It’s a scientific fact that falafel is an aphrodisiac.

The secret to a hot threesome is good chemistry (and at least two bisexuals) 👯‍♀️

Am I too late to post blasphemy?

A top priority. I love baths 🥰

I could have been a domme except I’m terrible at doing winged eyeliner.

Providers, comment your favorite outcall bags. The one that can fit all your goodies even when you meet at the restaurant, but looks non-conspicuous; like a regular purse.

I have definitely not been perfect this year, and have things to atone for, but best believe none of those things have anything to do with this pursuit. Being a companion is a mitzvah.

Periodically I think highlighting my intelligence as a companion was a mistake. Sometimes I just wanna be hot and dumb 😌

Companions, why do you think your regular clients choose to see you time and time again? Share why you think clients are initially drawn to you, and why they keep coming back. This is your time to B.R.A.G.

There’s so much discussion on sw Twitter about having romantic partners & finding love as an SW, but not much discussion on loving being single. This pursuit along with all my interests & hobbies keeps me very busy. I enjoy intimacy with friends & family, & have enough romantic

What is your favorite show to be canceled prematurely? Mine is Santa Clarita Diet - the plot, and writing are hilarious, and the actors are fantastic. Firefly is a close second.

Sorry I couldn’t participate in April fools, I’m too sincere.

How many Michelin stars is it worth breaking your diet for?

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I’m very proud of being trilingual, but only because I’m convinced the diversity of phonetics makes me better at oral.

All day by the pool and Texas BBQ brisket. I’ll definitely be back.

Good morning ✨

Dark, milk, or white chocolate?