100% absolutely not no high class broad

what’s this life for?

not being dramatic, hearing Rooster live changed my life

you and me can stop growing up anytime that we want to

if I’m 4 beers in & Weatherman comes on please get very far away from me

this is actually making me laugh out loud 😭

men used to do this and now they just fire react your instagram stories

you’re more full of shit than a christmas turkey!

fat bottomed girls make the world go round

she took everything. the doohickeys, thingamajigs, gizmos, doodads. she even took the whatchamacallits

$7 fun drink…. save me…… save me $7 fun drink….

there is not one song that bring people together in a bar like Picture by Kid Rock. you can’t change my mind

if I have learned anything from this it’s that I wouldn’t survive a night in jail. 4-5 hours was long enough for me pookies!!!! 1/10, would not recommend. do not plan on returning

not getting back the same love & effort that you give is exhausting!!!

Yeah I’m good to drive I just can’t get pulled over

FREE BIRD!!!!

when shawty goes non verbal and you gotta bust these out

referring to the voices as “gang”