Left the hotel at 0832, at the gate at 0900, sipping coffee.

Viva 1st class again! 🤣

Well, that's what I get for bragging about having an empty middle seat. We're sitting at the gate waiting to see if maintenance can fix whatever it is. 90° and muggy, yay! Aeropuerto Internacional de Monterrey

Off we *go! *Back to the aeropuerto...

Oh the stupidity. Imagine the numbers if we only sold raw milk. The percentage of deaths from raw milk would rise exponentially, just like car deaths would if we removed airbags, crumple zones, and seat belts.

The lemoncello chicken was amazing.

"Israel uses American bombs...to commit war crimes." Israel couldn't do this alone, name their partner in crime.

A pardon.

A van shows up. A few men in white uniforms quietly take her "away." The good old days.

Biden probably would have given inmate number P01135809's former cabinet members pardons if anyone had thought of it. Normal humans can only anticipate so much evil, while the evil can imagine limitless atrocities.

What can be done about what, exactly? Be specific.

Thanks Biden.

Badly photshopped porn star morphing into a generic aging villainess does not cause enough friction for a meltdown. So weird. 🤷‍♂️

Raking leaves became a symbol of "make-work" during the New Deal, as it was one of the tasks assigned to millions of unemployed workers in the 1930s. The National Guard being used to show that you "better be grateful for menial labor or else."

This chunk'o bish is whack.

Mind-boggling stupidity - they WANT a heroin addicted sewage swimming worm eaten brain damaged psychopath sex fiend in charge of the nation's Healthcare. #MAGAMorons

Name the companies that Zohran Kwame Mamdani has forcibly taken ownership in. Is it Intel?

Narrator voice: AI was not a thing 78 years ago. The windows in the White House reisdence open, they don't weigh 600lbs. #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

Jalapeño cheesecake.

No, they didn't release shit. This shit has already been released.