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“I’m sorry, I didn’t make any tips this week. All my tables left me was shitty salted licorice, some Asterix comics and a quarter ounce of shake.” “That’s okay,” said the electric utility, “we are very understanding and will definitely not shut your power off.”

Hello beautiful! Just popped in to say that I have invites to the blue sky place, dm me if you want one. *ninja smoke*

This is particularly heinous. A number of journalistic outlets have reported Ghey's deadname, and this is absolutely unnecessary and abhorrent.

Just came back to say, got 5 keys for b1ue5ky, and also to post this. Thanks bye layer dorks

Hey hey this account is active, no delete, blarrrrg. Thank you for your time

Question for the crowd: what would you want to see in some kind of supplement for Velvet Generation? We've got a couple ideas brewing but we're also curious

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A new audience for ol' Jo

*taps mic* *clears throat* Cisgender

Hey! If you’re my friend here please follow me on bsky at sky-writes.bsky.social And/or my professional-ish/industry account here, which is @s_leaton_ This place is trash

Tomorrow's the day...

Hello, we at the CRIT Awards would like to take a moment to publicly acknowledge this so there is no confusion. Thank you, and happy voting!

I'm currently obsessed with this car I've seen a few times at the mall parking garage with a pristine condition Nightmare on Elm Street 5 bumper sticker on the back.

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