“I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample, it had an olive in it.” (Illustration by @muellersjournal) #TheArtofNoRespect

Sept 22, 1986: ALF debuted on NBC. #80s Ran 4 seasons & 99 episodes.

Everything about this platform is fake. Fake profiles, fake followers, fake “balance”, fake tough guys, fake personas, fake news, fake debates, fake intellects, fake influence, fake reflection of the real world.

1 RT = 1 #ProBowlVote! Prince Amukamara How many RTs can this tweet get?? 😎

RETWEET ALERT!!🚨 SUH SQUAD Every RT count as TWO a votes towards me making it to the Pro Bowl! RETWEET AWAY!! #NdamukongSuh #ProBowlVote

Here we go, Georgia doesn't want to be there.

In honor of #GoldenTee Classic coming to your homes with the release of the @Arcade_1Up cabinet this summer, our #ThrowbackThursday giveaway this week is a GT ‘99 marquee! Like, retweet and reply to this tweet for your chances to win! You must follow us to be eligible to win!

With a nod to its pioneer Jennie Rees, here is the Final Fractions Theory plus career-best Beyers applied to this year's presumptive field for the Kentucky Derby. VSiN

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#GBRXX Signing Day Live → Tune in tomorrow at 7:15am. x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

Didn't see this coming.

100k retweets and we’ll do it.

These teams got BUCKETS in their season openers 🎯 RT if your team put up 💯➕

🚨 RETWEET IF YOU WANT FREE WINGS 🚨 If Cincinnati-Los Angeles goes to overtime, everyone in America gets free wings.

Panslapping contest…

The Anthony Rendon Bounce Pass isn't for everyone.

As a Nebraska fan who has never won a NCAA tourney game, I would take this. ☺ x.com/collegehoopnew…

And only up 7? x.com/swmckewonowh/s…

Or they actually played somebody away from PBA and had same result. x.com/brettkaneradio…

Not to be a downer, but winning the B1G in baseball is like winning the CBI in basketball. Not a lot of importance on the national scene. x.com/coachmiles/sta…